Well, I kind of skipped a few posts there –all right, all right, about a week’s worth. Sorry. It’s 80 degrees in June in Maine: I know I should be worrying about global climate change, or whatever we’re calling it now, but after last year’s 5 measly days of summer this is heaven, and I’m spending every free moment of it outside enjoying myself.
Not the best excuse, as I have a laptop, but give a girl some time to adjust. π
Anyway. It’s that time again. You know what I’m talking about.
Dear Human,
Thank you for your wardrobe submission. I find the premise interesting and certainly original, and I think you have some talent for color combinations — but your choice of Bermuda shorts and floral print camisole felt forced to me, and paired with the Birkenstock sandals the effect was less than impressive. To be honest I think that it would take more time and effort than I can currently afford to invest to bring your appearance to a level of style that I feel would be presentable. You need to work much harder on your pairing of button-down shirts and capris, and I think a complete overhaul of your shoe closet is in order. Do you have a friend or two who can take you shopping? I think honest feedback early in the process would help you a great deal.
That said, I did enjoy the earrings and the belt, and if you are willing to work on the things I mentioned I’d be happy to look at a revised outfit at a later date.
Best of luck,
The Style Police
spamwarrior said:
Funny! If a friend took me shopping, my wardrobe would be completely overhauled. And I’d be totally broke.
Bryn said:
I think I would get whatever the standard form rejection is for Wearers of Black.
Amy Bai said:
Same here, spamwarrior, same here. But oh, I’d feel so pretteh. π
Bryn, I think there must be a special one for that. Probably for khaki too, since that seems to be my main offense.
Lisa and Laura said:
Oh my god. This is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
bigwords88 said:
Hawaiian shirts are still cool.
*puts Magnum P.I. DVD on and grins*
lynn said:
Lol. And how did I not know you live in Maine? I was just in Portland last week!
Amy Bai said:
No way, Lynn! Sorry we missed each other. π