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The Dog Who Wasn’t Fed Enough Bones

A Cautionary Tale

There was a dog who was hungry. Her mom didn’t give her as many bones as she should have, though this dog asked many times, and was cute.

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This was not fair.

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This dog tried all her best tricks.

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She shook paws.

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She spoke.

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She even rolled over. (Well, almost.)

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But her mom only patted her on the head: she never, ever gave her a bone.

mom is mean

So the good dog went in search of a bone. On the way, she found an Evil Fluffy Thing.

and the world was a better place

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And ate it.

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Then she found an Even Eviler Fluffy Thing that smelled very bad.

the world was yet better

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And she ate that too.

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Then she came home and slept for a bit. While she slept, she had an idea.

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~The very next day, she took over her mom’s computer and hid some files.~

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And the next thing she knew, she had a bone!

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And she lived happily ever after, the end.

Remember kids: when in doubt, blackmail will always get you the bone!

Oh, for christ’s sake, I don’t–

Okay, okay, I know I said I wouldn’t say anything in this post, but people are going to think I don’t treat you–

–Crap.

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