I am tired of all this stupid paper you’ve covered your office in. It smells funny, and I am very bored.
I have tried to remind you that I am also very cute,
But you just keep staring at that big square thing on your desk and making clicky noises with your fingers,
Until I can’t even sleep.
I am afraid I had to take drastic measures.
I will give you the new password to your computer after we go for a Very Long Walk, and I get 100 marrow bones.
Also, please don’t forget that I am cute Ever Again.
Ps: I would like a cat for Christmas this year please.